25 Definitions From The Devil’s Dictionary By Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913?) was the cynic’s cynic. A writer and reporter of immense talent, Bierce served in the Union army during the American Civil War and was seriously wounded in the head. Bierce’s most famous work is the short war story “An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge.”
Satiric and biting in his verse, Bierce first published The Cynic’s Word Book in 1906 which contained uninhibited definitions of words from A-L. The second half of the work containing words from M-Z was published as The Devil’s Dictionary in 1911, which was the title Bierce preferred. It has been in print now for over 100 years and many of it’s tongue-in-cheek definitions are still quoted today. It is now in the public domain, so the book is available online for free and worth reading.
Bierce traveled to Mexico in 1913 to witness the Mexican Civil War and vanished without a trace.
Here are 25 of the best definitions from The Devil’s Dictionary:
APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.
BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly
poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two
tongues.
CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the
fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for
the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is
the disgrace before meat.
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a
divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of
of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so
far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.
DIPLOMACY, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
FAITH, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who
speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.
FRIENDLESS, adj. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of
fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
HAPPINESS, n. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating
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