Aaron Boone Apparently Has A New Nickname for Every Yankee & It Ends With a “Y”
One of the worst innovations in baseball telecasts has been the managers interview in the dugout during the game.
Without fail the meaningless banter yields no insight and distracts viewers from the game itself.
Listening to new Yankee manager Aaron Boone during spring training, has been especially annoying. In about eight interviews I’ve heard with Skipper Boone, nearly every Yankee has been renamed by placing a “Y” sound at the end of their first or last name. Not being in the Yankees clubhouse I cannot be certain that the Yankees don”t rechristen themselves as Boone has done, but I somehow doubt it.
So during the MLB, YES or ESPN broadcast interviews this spring, Boone sounds more like a schoolboy, than a major league manager.
When Boone is referring to Aaron Judge, he is “Judgey.” Brett Gardner has become “Gardy.” Aroldis Chapman is “Chappy.” Greg Bird is “Birdy.” Aaron Hicks has become “Hicksy.” Chad Green is “Greeny.”
Jordan Montgomery is now the British expeditionary leader of WWII, “Monty.” Like our 40th president Ronald Torryes is “Ronnie.” Chasen Shreve is “Shrevey” which sounds like something akin to a short pervert. Jacoby Ellsbury who could have remained Jacoby or Ellsbury, is not a cow, but must represent Borden milk, as he has become “Elsie.”.
Certain players retain their names only because they have Boone-like monikers already. Didi Gregorius remains Didi, Brandon Drury is still called Drury, Sonny Gray is Sonny, and the big guy, Sabathia was always CC.
Sanchezy would sound really strange so he is Gary, and Kahnle is simply Tommy or Kahnle.
Among the few people who have not suffered reanointings so far are; Masahiro Tanaka, probably because Boone has not thought of Masi yet; and Boone has struggled adding a “Y” to the end of Dellin Betances first or last name though it could be shortened to Deli.
Maybe Aaron Boone is unaware of his renaming skills. Maybe someone will point it out and he’ll stop doing it during the regular season.