Girls Chase A Boy to Give Him Birthday Kisses and He Dies
There is a book called Woodlawn Remembers: Cemetery of American History by Edward F. Bergman (North County Books, 1988.) The book is mostly comprised of beautiful full page color and black & white photographs of monuments, tombstones and mausoleums with one page of text describing each person profiled. The cemetery is located in the northern part of the Bronx and is on my shortlist of unusual places I recommend to visit in New York.
The book is fascinating to be sure. It covers many of the interesting and important historical figures at Woodlawn. But one story not mentioned, is the life and death of George Millet (misspelled as George Millitt by The New York Times in the story at the end of this article) who is interred at the cemetery. The story is briefly recounted in Permanent New Yorkers A Biographical Guide To The Cemeteries of New York by Judi Culbertson and Tom Randall (Chelsea Green 1987.) This book contains photographs too, but has more detailed biographies than Woodlawn Remembers. It also covers the entire New York area, not just focusing on the two most famous New York cemeteries Woodlawn and Greenwood. I highly recommend both of these out of print books.
It was February 15, 1909 and Millet must have been a very good looking boy, because when the girls he worked with at The Metropolitan Life Insurance Company found out that it was his 15th birthday, they all insisted on giving him a kiss.
Unfortunately while trying to avoid this avid throng of young women, he accidentally fell on a knife ink eraser and died.
The stenographer, Gertrude Robbins, who was arrested, was released soon after it was confirmed that it was an accident. The coroner exonerated her officially two weeks later.
Here below is the story from the February 16, 1909 New York Times, the tombstone, and the February 16, 1909 story from The Evening Sun (click on each to enlarge), proving that truth is stranger than fiction.
photo credit: www.cartoonbrew.com/ideas-commentary/looney-tombs.html