Yankee Managery Aarony Booney Has A Namey Problemy

Aaron Boone Apparently Has A New Nickname for Every Yankee & It Ends With a “Y”

One of the worst innovations in baseball telecasts has been the managers interview in the dugout during the game.

Without fail the meaningless banter yields no insight and distracts viewers from the game itself.

Listening to new Yankee manager Aaron Boone during spring training, has been especially annoying. In about eight interviews I’ve heard with Skipper Boone, nearly every Yankee has been renamed by placing a “Y” sound at the end of their first or last name. Not being in the Yankees clubhouse I cannot be certain that the Yankees don”t rechristen themselves as Boone has done, but I somehow doubt it.

So during the MLB, YES or ESPN broadcast interviews this spring, Boone sounds more like a schoolboy, than a major league manager.

When Boone is referring to Aaron Judge, he is “Judgey.” Brett Gardner has become “Gardy.” Aroldis Chapman is “Chappy.” Greg Bird is “Birdy.”  Aaron Hicks has become “Hicksy.” Chad Green is “Greeny.”

Jordan Montgomery is now the British expeditionary leader of WWII, “Monty.” Like our 40th president Ronald Torryes is “Ronnie.” Chasen Shreve is “Shrevey” which sounds like something akin to a short pervert. Jacoby Ellsbury who could have remained Jacoby or Ellsbury, is not a cow, but must represent Borden milk, as he has become “Elsie.”.

Certain players retain their names only because they have Boone-like monikers already. Didi Gregorius remains Didi, Brandon Drury is still called  Drury, Sonny Gray is Sonny, and the big guy, Sabathia was always CC.

Sanchezy would sound really strange so he is Gary, and Kahnle is simply Tommy or Kahnle.

Among the few people who have not suffered reanointings so far are; Masahiro Tanaka, probably because Boone has not thought of Masi yet; and Boone has struggled adding a “Y” to the end of Dellin Betances first or last name though it could be shortened to Deli.

Maybe Aaron Boone is unaware of his renaming skills. Maybe someone will point it out and he’ll stop doing it during the regular season.

Maybe notty.

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4 thoughts on “Yankee Managery Aarony Booney Has A Namey Problemy

  1. Keith Jones

    I don’t know why you have a problem with Boonie using nicknames. Nicknames are a baseball tradition. George was “Babe”, Jay was “Dizzy”, you know the rest. Some people do not like nicknames, some prefer them. Love the site!

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    1. B.P. Post author

      Thanks.

      If Boone gave Aaron Judge a nickname like “Silent A” or “Squatmaster” or “Birddog” (don’t ask, I have no idea) or something that other players referred to him as — then that would be another story. Adding a “Y” to the end of everyone’s name is not a nickname per se. And he does it to practically everyone!

      I love nicknames. They give character to baseball players when applied correctly. Nicknames usually have something to do with a player – i.e. Ralph Garr – The Roadrunner; Jimmy Wynn – The Toy Cannon; Walt Williams – No Neck; Wilmer “Vinegar Bend” Mizell; John “Blue Moon” Odom and so on. And I have no problem with adding a “y” or simple nicknames, if it’s relevant to who they are.

      No one knows Dorrel Herzog or George Anderson. But they do know Whitey and Sparky. On the other hand a great nickname shouldn’t be derogatory but William Hoy didn’t mind being called “Dummy” because he was deaf and that was the word that was used at the time to describe deaf people.

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      1. Keith Jones

        Thanks, I better understand nicknames should mean something. Great explanation. Sure have learned a lot about New York from you.

        Reply

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